Austin Ewens

· Modern Day Wizard ·


Back in the medieval times, wizards were individuals who could wield power to perform acts that the hoi polloi could assume to be attributed to magic. However, we know that they were not really wielding magic, but rather were skilled in the art of deception. For this reason, the word "wizard" does not only refer to people with magical powers, but can also refer to a skillful person.

That being said, in the modern era people have taken a liking to seeing those who are technologically adept as something akin to wizards. This probably due to either the third law of Clarke's three laws which states "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic". Additionally, from Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs there's a splendid description of how programming factors into the analogy of magic to technology:

In effect, we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells. A computational process is indeed much like a sorcerer's idea of a spirit. It cannot be seen or touched. It is not composed of matter at all. However, it is very real. It can perform intellectual work. It can answer questions. It can affect the world by disbursing money at a bank or by controlling a robot arm in a factory. The programs we use to conjure processes are like a sorcerer's spells.

With this in mind, simply addressing one's self as a wizard without any other context tends to lean towards the medieval type of wizard rather than the kind that is well versed in technology. So, to better distinguish between the two I went with the title "Modern Day Wizard".

About Me

My name is Austin Ewens (aka aewens), and I am a modern day wizard that works as a systems engineer. My skills include:

  • System administration
  • Software development
  • IT support
  • Graphics design

I pride myself on being able to use my knowledge of computers (servers, desktops, laptops, tablets, or phones) to:

  • Assemble them
  • Repair them
  • Resolve both software or hardware issues
  • Write software / scripts to perform almost any function

My experience includes:

  • Three years in the IT space (for consumer, business, and HPC technology)
  • Creating websites for various different businesses
  • Fifteen years honing my craft in self-taught software development

My side projects consist of:

  • Making bots
  • Sysadmin scripts
  • Data aggregation / manipulation
  • Service integration
  • Process automation


Past Website Work